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PTL

In my day, you could get it for free. I blame the youth.

Oh, Toowoomba, you are adorable sometimes.

Ahah. Hah. Haaaaaah. Ipswich.

Alleged news source allegedly doesn’t understand the alleged meaning of the alleged word “murder”, allegedly.

I just want to take a moment to point out that at no point does this article mention- or link in any logical way to Fifty Shades of Grey. The Toowoomba Chronicle - Beating a dead horse until it’s bones turn to ash since 1922

Does anyone else remember that Collectors show? What ever happened to it? Such a lovely show.

The Face of Excitement.

Silly Chronicle, always confusing “eccentric” for “bigoted, hateful sack of shit”.

Now, are we really sold on the Toowoomba Chronicle? I was thinking something a little more… you know…Gangnam.

Uh… phrasing?